Cardassian / Klingon Alliance Campaign Policies

The CKAP has nominated me to stand as their candidate for the forthcoming ROTU.
In accordance with the party manifesto I would like to state and elaborate on our policies.

UNEMPLOYMENT POLICY
We will eliminate all unemployment.  This is because the unwashed masses will be working in the di-lithium mines.  Everyone who votes for me will join the Privileged Elite and will be catered for by those of the unwashed masses deemed to be worthy enough to serve us.

HOUSING POLICY
There will be no shortage of housing as those working in the mines will live there.  House slaves will be given accommodation in the slave quarters.  Thus there will be ample good quality accommodation for the Privileged Elite to enjoy ourselves and party.

POVERTY
The Alliance will eliminate universal poverty.  As slaves the masses will not need money as they will have no time to spend it, and the Elite will take what we want as usual. The Alliance and I care about our slaves so will ensure they get one meal a day plus rags to cover their modesty.

EDUCATION POLICY
The Alliance and I will solve the education problem by ensuring all who work in the mines are trained to do so thus increasing productivity.  Any worker showing a aptitude for a key skill will be given further training.  It will be up to the Elite to train their house slaves.

HEALTHCARE
As stated before I am a caring person and will operate a life and death policy.  If you are not fit enough to work you will be shot.

UNIVERSAL PEACE
Because the Alliance is concerned about the state of the Universe we will be conquering all worlds and ruling them with a rod of iron.  Therefore as everyone will be doing as I and the Alliance say there will be world peace.

Therefore a vote for Kickass will be a vote for a better universe for the Privileged Elite and a life of work, food, clothing and peace for the unwashed masses.  What more could they ask for?